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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

ALRIGHTY SO.

HERES THE BIG POST. THE HALF HOUR POST.

ALRIGHTY SO...HERE IT GOES

FIRST. If you don't know what a fanfic is, your probably at the WRONG blog >.<
SECOND. Now that you know what a fanfic is (well at least you should XD) you SHOULD understand what im about to tell you, anything that you don't understand, or at least everything i think you MAY NOT understand i explained :P

THIRD. start reading. I'm actually 100% serious, just Google: fanfic (insert your favourite character universe here,) and your done. you can add other stuff like the name of a certain character if you want a fanfic to feature that specific character.
But you are people of the INTERNET. you should probably know this >.<
ANYWAY!!!!


THIRD AND A HALF.
(only apply if you want something comedic, and YOU MUST BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND SEXUALITY, AND horrible, AND I MEAN HORRIBLE WRITING. generally.)
Once you've read a WHOLE bunch of fanfics, then look up a thing called sporking.
When there is a particularly BAD fanfic, a good author/comedic writer will add his own commentary through characters that exist in the same characters universe. HOWEVER almost all of these SPORKED fanfics are absolutely INAPPROPRIATE. SO, unless your about, say...well actually it doesn't matter >.< SO long as you don't hate sex/sex related things, your pretty much fine...

I FEEL LIKE DIVULGING INTO MY PAST SO HERE YA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back when i was about 7, my cousin introduced me to the most mind destroying, horrible fan fiction imaginable (I've read worse after that but...i was seven and became mentally scarred...for life.) Any way, after that, my cousin then showed me another type of fanfics, called lemons, THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA SAY ABOUT LEMONS IS THIS ONE WORD. lesbians. ANYWAY, i read a FIVE PARTER, it was actually hilarious.
ANYWAY.

NEXT!!!

FIFTH! choose what type of fanfic you like!
sex realated. non sex related. thats pretty much your two options.

SIXTH!
FIND A GOOD SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this one is REALLY important!!!

A REALLY GOOD ONE is http://www.fanfiction.net/

but then again theres ALOT!!! so yeah


(i particularly like kingdom hearts fanfics and i LOVE sporks (and i have no problem with anything, this is the site i read mt sporks at :) http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/ )

JUST SO YA KNOW, this is the horrible spork

http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/8869.html#cutid1 PART 1
http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/8978.html#cutid1 PART 2

LAST PART!!!!!!! READ. READ. READ.


there ya go.


When i get the time, ill finish my really REALLY old fanfic XD

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