listen to this song now. and watch the show

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time
than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)

The oceans and Pangaea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with a big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause, then start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward,
we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that
it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here,
they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with a big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with a big bang!
It all started with a big BANG!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxDcOxXQI-k

ALRIGHTY SO.

HERES THE BIG POST. THE HALF HOUR POST.

ALRIGHTY SO...HERE IT GOES

FIRST. If you don't know what a fanfic is, your probably at the WRONG blog >.<
SECOND. Now that you know what a fanfic is (well at least you should XD) you SHOULD understand what im about to tell you, anything that you don't understand, or at least everything i think you MAY NOT understand i explained :P

THIRD. start reading. I'm actually 100% serious, just Google: fanfic (insert your favourite character universe here,) and your done. you can add other stuff like the name of a certain character if you want a fanfic to feature that specific character.
But you are people of the INTERNET. you should probably know this >.<
ANYWAY!!!!


THIRD AND A HALF.
(only apply if you want something comedic, and YOU MUST BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND SEXUALITY, AND horrible, AND I MEAN HORRIBLE WRITING. generally.)
Once you've read a WHOLE bunch of fanfics, then look up a thing called sporking.
When there is a particularly BAD fanfic, a good author/comedic writer will add his own commentary through characters that exist in the same characters universe. HOWEVER almost all of these SPORKED fanfics are absolutely INAPPROPRIATE. SO, unless your about, say...well actually it doesn't matter >.< SO long as you don't hate sex/sex related things, your pretty much fine...

I FEEL LIKE DIVULGING INTO MY PAST SO HERE YA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back when i was about 7, my cousin introduced me to the most mind destroying, horrible fan fiction imaginable (I've read worse after that but...i was seven and became mentally scarred...for life.) Any way, after that, my cousin then showed me another type of fanfics, called lemons, THE ONLY THING I'M GONNA SAY ABOUT LEMONS IS THIS ONE WORD. lesbians. ANYWAY, i read a FIVE PARTER, it was actually hilarious.
ANYWAY.

NEXT!!!

FIFTH! choose what type of fanfic you like!
sex realated. non sex related. thats pretty much your two options.

SIXTH!
FIND A GOOD SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this one is REALLY important!!!

A REALLY GOOD ONE is http://www.fanfiction.net/

but then again theres ALOT!!! so yeah


(i particularly like kingdom hearts fanfics and i LOVE sporks (and i have no problem with anything, this is the site i read mt sporks at :) http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/ )

JUST SO YA KNOW, this is the horrible spork

http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/8869.html#cutid1 PART 1
http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/8978.html#cutid1 PART 2

LAST PART!!!!!!! READ. READ. READ.


there ya go.


When i get the time, ill finish my really REALLY old fanfic XD

heeelloooooooooooo?

any one there?????????????????????

you don't know this but

I'm actully an actor, infact, im a pretty darn good one too.
That being said, I'm also a play writer, one day i'll upload something to YouTube for ya :)

soooooo

I suppose you guys don't like me anymore/do not CARE about me.

oh well. I'm used to it.

Happens to me alot, but knowing you guys, no one is ever gonna read this. oh well. more time for me to write incredibly BAD, immoral, sexual, revolting, retarded, exiting, stupid, gay, lesbian, banana, fruit cake, FANFICS!!!

HUZZAH!


Your friendly neighborhood Project ReGenesis...F*ck i'm depressed :(
                          

WELL.

School. Starts. TOMORROW! SHIIIII- OH RIGHT! sorry my "young" followers, (if i can even still call you that, you non comment posting people!)I am just SOOOOOOOO nerveous, first day of grade bloody nine!

Now i know most, if not all, of my followers are from the U.S of A, so our school systems are much different (according to my father anyway.)

In canada, our school system goes:

preschool (optional)
K-5
6-8
9-12
college, university, trade school, (technically, optional, but not a smart thing to skip)

in america (according to my dad(he's american)) it goes like this:

Preschool (optional)
K-7
8-10
11-12
college, university, ect...

so as you can clearly see, THIS IS THE START OF THE IMPORTANT YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man! im gonna have SOOOOOOO much homework and stuff...my internet time is gonna dwindle down to almost NOTHING!!! OH NOES!!!

so if i never see you again, (till' Christmas break that is) remeber you're in my mind and in my heart :)

(you know im getting that feeling that only my eyes read these messages...oh well :P)